Funny to me.

Nothing new in particular just found this pic:

Luke

A reader's guide to the papers.

1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.

2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.

3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles.

4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts.

5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country - if they could find the time, and if they didn't have to leave Southern California to do it.

6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country and did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.

7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country and don't really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.


8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.

9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country but need the baseball scores.

10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there is a country, or that anyone is running it; but if so, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped minority feminist atheist dwarfs who also happen to be illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy provided, of course, that they are not Republicans.

11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.

Not original from me. I haven't found a source, but it's hilarious so I figured I'd give another net address to live on. :)
Luke

Jar Jar, you're a genius

Nothing like being trendy. hehe.
If you're scratching your head:
http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0122.html

Love that comic, btw.

Soooooooooooo tired. New baby is here and it's been crazy. At least I got a couple weeks off from work.

For those who don't know yet his name is Ethan Edward Kai.

Luke

Ironboy

We had two wasp's nests outside the boy's room window. I say had, because my crazy 4 year old used his shoe to knock them down. We've been wondering how to get rid of them since our landlord offered us $100 off the rent to get rid of them ourselves. We were in the yard today to put some stuff out to sun dry, when he came up to me and said: "Look what I did for you, daddy. I got rid of the wasps."

At first Melissa didn't believe it, but I recalled hearing him messing in his window the other day and when I came to his room, he jumped back thru it. We were wondering how he did it (the nests are gone), when he informed us the he used his shoe! Once the nests hit the ground apparently our equally insane dog ate the nests. We found the bits and pieces on the ground.

Luke

Horrid Romance

Just saw this on a video, figured I had to share it. This has to be the worst "romantic" poem ever:

Rose are Red,
Violets are blue,
Compared to Hillary Clinton,
You're pretty hot.

Luke

Random thoughts.

Naming a child is very interesting. Putting so much thought into getting something that captures someone you've never met and yet will guide them to attributes that are good and honorable.

I hate my reoccurring sinus infection. On bad days it makes my upper jaw hurt bad. The ENT surgeon says I have a slightly deviated septum in my nose, but it's a minor deviation and he would rather not use surgery, but says we can give it a try. I don't like the idea of going under the knife in general, let alone for something minor that might not fix the problem....sigh.

I'm tired. Lately, I feel like I'm not getting much sleep. Melissa told me I was thrashing in my sleep the other night. A couple mornings ago I woke and my legs felt like lead and my knuckles hurt.

I'm done following the primaries, as far as I'm concerned the candidates being presented on both sides are not worth voting for. I'll most likely be voting third party this year.

I'm really looking forward to the new baby being born for yet another reason: I'm taking a week of work. :) New baby and no work, great combo.

I need to find a way to exercise that fits well with me. So far nothing has really stuck.

Luke

Life of the youngest

Number 5 is a boy. We now have confirmation.

Luke